Chris Hartzog » Humor

Celebrity Before and After Pictures

chartzog — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 05:20:54 +0000

A friend of mine sent me this by email originally and I thought it was hilarious. After looking at it I wondered what some other stars that I grew up with look like now, so I added a few of my own celeb findings which are also quite astonishing.

Check out Paul McCartney. Paul: [...]

Dogs Know! (Breast Cancer/Dog Story)

admin — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 19:55:01 +0000

Be sure to have your Kleenexes handy when you ready this. A friend emailed this to me and I decided to re-post it for your reading enjoyment.

This really is a great story!

Lucky Dog… Anyone who has pets will really like this. You’ll like it even if you don’t and you may [...]

Aloha?

admin — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 15:41:56 +0000

I know there is supposed to be a lot of user customization built into many web sites, but I thought this was especially funny. Aloha!

Senior Citizens

admin — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 21:19:28 +0000

This is making the rounds on email and on the internet right now, so I thought I would do my part to pass it on. I am not a senior citizen (yet), but I do work with seniors a lot and my parents have been there for a while. Enjoy:

>>>>>>>With a few [...]

Best Positions In Bed

chartzog — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 03:44:55 +0000

My sister-in-law forwarded this email to me. I don’t know where it came from but I thought it was hilarious being the animal lover that I am and part time follower of Saint Francis. So I thought I would share it with you too and hope it brings a smile to your face!!

Here’s [...]

Flying Tiger Bite?

chartzog — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 02:44:28 +0000

I thought this was really funny that my Fender Custom Shop calendar page for May 20th (the day of my craniotomy surgery) would include this! Compare this to my bass clef incision photo and draw your own conclusions. I’ve started just telling people when they stare at my head that I got bit [...]

I love this Doctor!

chartzog — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:47:14 +0000

I don’t know where this originated, but this is great and worth a laugh.

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will [...]

Dave Barry's Colonoscopy Journal

chartzog — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:21:23 +0000

A friend sent me this today in an attempt to cheer me up and break my nervousness over my impending colonoscopy. BUT, I almost don’t need a colonoscopy NOW…..I think I just had one reading this.

ROFLMAO!! OH, I CAN BARELY BREATHE NOW!!

++++++++++++++++++++ This is from newshound Dave Barry’s colonoscopy journal:

…….I [...]